So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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