In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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