the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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