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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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