mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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