you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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