Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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