I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
