letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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