Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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