if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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