Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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