big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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