He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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