You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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