Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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