Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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