that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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