She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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