Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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