Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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