spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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