yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There r osticjed everywhere
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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