What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm at about main and main street
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
