love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
How does one acquire holy water?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
