when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You've changed since you got that strap on
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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