Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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