I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
