The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
