We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
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