Just fell off a train. Bad.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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