He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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