i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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