i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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