if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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