your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize