Sry I called you an 8
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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