Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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