it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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