Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she woke up with a sticky ear
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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