what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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