Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
whose parrot is this?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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