Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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