Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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