Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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