How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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