I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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