I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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