I think I won the penis lottery.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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