just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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