Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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