it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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