I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
he just fucked me for my cheese..
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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