I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
