I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
